Jizz In My Pants response: "Puke In My Mouth" -MsTaken.com
http://mstaken.com - this is a ladies' response to "Jizz In My Pants" by Lonely Island.  we (the pantless knights) got approached by a gal who had an idea for a fake engagement ring to ward off douchebags. we thought the whole thing was hilarious and told her we wanted to make a music video for it.  a few months later, here it is and we hope you like it!  also, peep our cameos FTW!!! big ups to the girls puking in their mouths! -beau, peter and david http://pantlessknights.com support us and go get the fake engagement ring + douchebag playing cards at http://mstaken.com and here's a link to download the free mp3! http://pantlessknights.com/pukeinmymouth.mp3 CREDITS: Created by Pantless Knights Produced by Beau Lewis & Peter Furia Camera by Peter Furia Lyrics by Beau Lewis, Peter Furia Vocals by Erika Shumate & Lauren Curtis Beat by Ranidu Starring Michelle Nunes & Kate Siegel LYRICS: Douchebags all across the club / Ladies' night straight poppin the bub Stalker eyes right above his drink / Cheese-dick style, with a shoot and wink Snatch the ring from its hiding place / Flip the bird right in your face Leave the bar, to escape your glance / Cross the room, now its time to dance You sneak behind, dont mind, I guess / Until your dongs on my cocktail dress Cold as ice, yet you advance / And say you might, jizz in your pants and I PUKE IN MY MOUTH Swallow it back, I need some room / Plus I said Ive got a groom I turn away, you start to pout AND I PUKE IN MY MOUTH You ruined my night, esophagus hurts / Take a hint, Im not here to flirt Round up the girls, its time bounce / Now Ill go brush my teeth I'm 15 late for my Yoga class / Kick through the door, now I'm up in that ass Find a spot, last in the room / Focus, breathe, now its time to ohhhhmmmm Thats when I noticed this guy behind me / Quite a big smell from a guy so tiny Pit-stained T-shirt drenched in sweat / O-face grin, bad as it gets He made a grunt, then his body turned / Saw up his shorts to his inner-thigh perm AND I PUKED IN MY MOUTH Upside-down, so it's even worse / Son of shiva, what a curly curse Help me please, I could use a towel cause I PUKED IN MY MOUTH Why are there dudes up in Yoga class? / Nonchalant, looking at my chest Please stop staring when Im on my knees / Plus bearded men shouldn't wear capris Last week, I was on a site / As I recall, it was a Facebook site In my bed with a piece of toast / Checked my wall and saw your post and I PUKE IN MY MOUTH Soaking in the tub like a f***ing queen / Need to relax, need to feel the steam A bubble comes up that reminds me of you and I PUKE IN MY MOUTH The next day, I put on jeans and PUKED IN MY MOUTH I opened the fridge and a fruit rolled out, I PUKED IN MY MOUTH When I saw Tom Cruise in Valkyre I PUKED IN MY MOUTH I drank a Kombucha and I PUKED IN MY MOUTH I just felt PUKE IN MY MOUTH I puke right in my mouth, every time youre next to me And when you spit your game, its like a train wreck to me You're such a royal douche, I dont know why you step to me Forget a rubber, you should go get a vasectomy PUKE IN MY MOUTH... --------- TWITTERS http://twitter.com/pantlessknights http://twitter.com/mstakenring FACEBOOKS http://facebook.com/pages/pantless-knights/76437478967 http://facebook.com/pages/Ms-Taken/88710483704
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Powerthirst 2: Re-Domination
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IN FLAMES - Delight And Angers
Taken from the album: A Sense Of Purpose Once again directed by Patric Ullaeus! PURCHASE ALBUM AT: Nuclear Blast USA https://store.nuclearblastusa.com/search.aspx?search=in+flames Nuclear Blast EUROPE http://www.nuclearblast.de/index.php?search=in+flames&Action=showShopSearchResult&searchtype=band Nuclear Blast MP3 Shop http://www.nuclearblast-musicshop.de/album_info.php?album_id=154722 eMUSIC http://www.emusic.com/artist/In-Flames-MP3-Download/11675654.html NAPSTER http://free.napster.com/view/artist/index.html?id=12011614 RHAPSODY http://www.rhapsody.com/in-flames iTUNES http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewArtist?id=15866128 AMAZON http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_ss_gw?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=in+flames FYE http://www.fye.com/viewamgrefdata.htm?artistId=200319&product=&category=455366 BARNES AND NOBLE http://music.barnesandnoble.com/Artist/In-Flames/c/234963
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